Saturday, February 4, 2012

Prime example of why leggings are not pants.

We went downtown last weekend for roomie's birthday.


We dress up when we go out.
We look good, primarily for ourselves.


Dressing up boosts your confidence.
Other girls help boost our confidence as well, by looking like complete fucking idiots.

Enter: girl with a t-shirt & leggings.
Leggings are meant to help out with a short dress, or to keep your legs warm.
They are NOT meant to be worn as pants.
Your ass should be covered!


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While walking from the outside bar to the inside, I witnessed a girl with a large hole in the ass of her leggings.
Had she been wearing a dress or a tunic, she would have been fine.
This girl, however, was not.
I asked the trashy girl's friends if she knew about the hole.
Trashy girl yells "I'm gonna punch you, [see you next tuesday]!"

Well then.
Trashy girl proceeds to enter the bar!
With the hole in her shit.
So, I took a picture.
[sorry, it's blurry, but I clicked & darted ;) ]

Yes, that is complete ASS.


Moral of the story:
Leggings are not pants.
Especially for fat bitches.


Stay Classy Sioux City.
xox.

1 comment:

  1. Can tights be worn as pants?
    https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-91069bb5f530bb6bf9d58d09d4b5464d.webp

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