Crazy girl.

So... I know a lot of crazy girls.

They tend to always have boyfriends.

Like... cute boyfriends.

Reeeally?

Honestly, I'd rather be single than just have a boyfriend to SAY that I have a boyfriend.

I want there to be meaning in the relationship.

I date someone a good 3-4 months BEFORE I would even consider being their "girlfriend."

And then they get back with their crazy, psycho, bitch ex-girlfriends.

The world is insane.

I decided to play around with dating.

I was hanging out with a guy (we'll call him Racer) around the same time I met my ex.. almost 3 years ago.

Racer and I saw eachother at the bar about 4 months ago and started talking again.

We hung out a few times, I stayed at his house after he threw a party one night, blah, blah, blah.

The whole time I was playing "crazy girl," blowing up his phone everyday.
IT WAS WORKING.

Until he stopped responding/said he didn't receive the texts.

I noticed Racer started conversing with his ex on fb quite frequently.

I told him not to act like a douchebag.

They got back together.

Whatevvvv.

That was last month.

Since then, I met this super cute guy, Roller.

I played hard to get for a while, then I got sick of it and went up to him at the bar and said,

"Are you ever going to ask me for my number?"

He asked me to hang out a few times but I always had other things to do.

My friends went with me to one of his "sporting events" and I saw him at the bar later.

Roller took me out the next week for drinks and we had a great time.

We hung out another time, then the texting/phone calls pretty much stopped.

I tried the crazy girl thing again.

Friday night, Roller texted me twice at 2 a.m.

Seriously.

So, Saturday morning I texted him that I had been sleeping.

Saturday night, I got drunk (woops) and texted him twice & called twice.

No responses.

Ever.

Helloo, cray cray.

Apparantly, HAYLEE CANNOT BE CRAZY GIRL.

It doesn't work for me. =(

Prime example of why leggings are not pants.

We went downtown last weekend for roomie's birthday.

We dress up when we go out.

We look good, primarily for ourselves.

Dressing up boosts your confidence.

Other girls help boost our confidence as well, by looking like complete fucking idiots.

Enter: girl with a t-shirt & leggings.

Leggings are meant to help out with a short dress, or to keep your legs warm.

They are NOT meant to be worn as pants.

Your ass should be covered!

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While walking from the outside bar to the inside, I witnessed a girl with a large hole in the ass of her leggings.

Had she been wearing a dress or a tunic, she would have been fine.

This girl, however, was not.

I asked the trashy girl's friends if she knew about the hole.

Trashy girl yells "I'm gonna punch you, [see you next tuesday]!"

Well then.

Trashy girl proceeds to enter the bar!

With the hole in her shit.

So, I took a picture.

[sorry, it's blurry, but I clicked & darted ;) ]

Yes, that is complete ASS.

Moral of the story:

Leggings are not pants.

Especially for fat bitches.

Stay Classy Sioux City.

xox.