So What! Wednesday

This week, I'm saying so what! if...

• I totally regret buying "fat-free" sour cream. NEVER buy fat-free sour cream, it is NOT like "light."
• I just learned that it is proper to only put one space after a period. OMG, I think I've been under a rock because apparantly it's been like this for yeeears.
• I submitted photos to be a model for a local calendar & didn't tell any of my friends. I want to increase my odds of getting chosen!
• I think it's super trashy if you bring 3 different guys home in a weekend... it doesn't matter if you have sex with them or not, it's still dirty.
• I haven't even started taking any quizzes/tests for my online Microeconomics class. Everything is due at the end of the semester, and I have been a terrible student. Who thinks I'll be able to get it all done by May 1st??
• I'm single. I do not have children. Therefore, I can do whatever I would like to do, when I would like to, and I don't need to ask anyone's permission or tell anyone what I'm doing. THANKS!

What are you saying SO WHAT! to this week?

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March Madness.

The month is almost over.

How did that happen?!

The weather has been ah-maze-ing.

I've been doin' some much needed riding.

Momma got a brand spankin' new Harley!

I visited my amazing bff, Russ, in Chicago for his birthdayy.

&&stopped to see lovely Jessie on the way!

I gave my cousin Brianna a ride :)

Heather & I went to watch the Bandits.



& I celebrated St. Paddy's Day!!!

.... HARD.

I hope you're all having a fabulous month!!

xox

Zombie Running, whaaat!?

As I was browsin' the web yesterday at work, I stumbled upon the Run for your Lives, which is a 5k Obstacle Course Zombie Race.

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You begin the race with a belt of flags & zombies chase you, attempting to kill you (or grab your precious flags)...

Sounds like a blast, right?!

Unfortunately, the closest one to me (Minneapolis) will be held the same weekend as my boss's wedding.

Sooo....

I decided that I will tackle my first 5k closer to home!

May 13th, 2012

Komen Siouxland Race for the Cure

Today, I will begin the Couch to 5k Running Plan.

Supposedly, it works.

We shall see.

Wish me luck! <3

Crazy girl.

So... I know a lot of crazy girls.

They tend to always have boyfriends.

Like... cute boyfriends.

Reeeally?

Honestly, I'd rather be single than just have a boyfriend to SAY that I have a boyfriend.

I want there to be meaning in the relationship.

I date someone a good 3-4 months BEFORE I would even consider being their "girlfriend."

And then they get back with their crazy, psycho, bitch ex-girlfriends.

The world is insane.

I decided to play around with dating.

I was hanging out with a guy (we'll call him Racer) around the same time I met my ex.. almost 3 years ago.

Racer and I saw eachother at the bar about 4 months ago and started talking again.

We hung out a few times, I stayed at his house after he threw a party one night, blah, blah, blah.

The whole time I was playing "crazy girl," blowing up his phone everyday.
IT WAS WORKING.

Until he stopped responding/said he didn't receive the texts.

I noticed Racer started conversing with his ex on fb quite frequently.

I told him not to act like a douchebag.

They got back together.

Whatevvvv.

That was last month.

Since then, I met this super cute guy, Roller.

I played hard to get for a while, then I got sick of it and went up to him at the bar and said,

"Are you ever going to ask me for my number?"

He asked me to hang out a few times but I always had other things to do.

My friends went with me to one of his "sporting events" and I saw him at the bar later.

Roller took me out the next week for drinks and we had a great time.

We hung out another time, then the texting/phone calls pretty much stopped.

I tried the crazy girl thing again.

Friday night, Roller texted me twice at 2 a.m.

Seriously.

So, Saturday morning I texted him that I had been sleeping.

Saturday night, I got drunk (woops) and texted him twice & called twice.

No responses.

Ever.

Helloo, cray cray.

Apparantly, HAYLEE CANNOT BE CRAZY GIRL.

It doesn't work for me. =(

Prime example of why leggings are not pants.

We went downtown last weekend for roomie's birthday.

We dress up when we go out.

We look good, primarily for ourselves.

Dressing up boosts your confidence.

Other girls help boost our confidence as well, by looking like complete fucking idiots.

Enter: girl with a t-shirt & leggings.

Leggings are meant to help out with a short dress, or to keep your legs warm.

They are NOT meant to be worn as pants.

Your ass should be covered!

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While walking from the outside bar to the inside, I witnessed a girl with a large hole in the ass of her leggings.

Had she been wearing a dress or a tunic, she would have been fine.

This girl, however, was not.

I asked the trashy girl's friends if she knew about the hole.

Trashy girl yells "I'm gonna punch you, [see you next tuesday]!"

Well then.

Trashy girl proceeds to enter the bar!

With the hole in her shit.

So, I took a picture.

[sorry, it's blurry, but I clicked & darted ;) ]

Yes, that is complete ASS.

Moral of the story:

Leggings are not pants.

Especially for fat bitches.

Stay Classy Sioux City.

xox.

Boston Trip.

I had a fabulous time visiting my brother over New Year's.

[lunch at The Barking Crab]

[Gloucester, MA.. where The Perfect Storm was filmed]

[Sam Adams brewery tour]

[Where everybody knows your name]

[NYE at Paddy O's]



I hope to visit again soon! =)

SWF seeking SWM.

... preferably with a job, driver's license, and a vehicle....

According to Urban Dictionary:

Online Dating
 While almost universally panned, Online Dating can actually be a wonderful thing. People need to realize that not everyone online is fake, and that there are some genuine people out there. I know a couple that have been dating online for almost seven months, now. To the people that say internet love doesn't exist, they're WRONG.

Love is love, no matter how far apart you two may live.

End of discussion.

Dumbass: How's the Online Dating going?
Me: Fine, thanks for asking.
Dumbass: You know, he might be a pedophile.
Me: SHE might also not.

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I'm single.

Dating sucks.

I tried the online dating thing over a year ago when I wasn't really ready to date.  I met a few guys, some good, some bad.  I ended up making friends with a couple of them.  A different guy tried to punch me when he saw me at the bar & gave me a fake name.  One didn't look anything like his picture.  I disabled my profile.

Last week, I realized that I'm sick of meeting douche bags at the bar.  I activated my profile again.  Ninety percent of the messages I get are from creeps/idiots.  Some.. aren't so bad.

I went on a date (we'll call him Cowboy).  Cowboy offered to pick me up.. I declined the offer & met him there (obviously, I'm not an idiot, I don't want to be murdered in his car).  He actually looked better than his pictures!  We went to a steakhouse, chatted for a couple hours, and I planned on actually hanging out with him again.

Last night, I invited Cowboy to meet me and my friends at the bar for a drink.  He followed me around like a lost dog all night.

I don't want a puppy.  My chocolate lab is irreplaceable.  Adios Cowboy!

Anyways.  Have you viewed very many guys' dating profiles?  They are freaking ridiculous.

Have you seen messages that these guys send to potential dates?!!?  EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS.

Examples (I protected their usernames, idk why):

thexxxxan

1/20/2012 8:42:45 AM

Hi Haylee, I am intrigued yes but a little worried. I think you might be one of those girls who is trouble with a capital T! :-)
I like that you're sarcastic but I don't know about the whole “reading” thing. Do you mean like reading books and stuff? :-)

If you were a superhero, what would your superpower be?

[This wouldn't have struck my radar except for the "reading" thing.  OMG, have you not heard of a BOOK?  My roommate is on the site as well, and she began reading me a message that a guy sent her.  The same guy.  THE EXACT SAME MESSAGE.]

pxxxchops

1/21/2012 12:53:08 AM

sarcasm, what's that?

[Seriously dude, this is the intriguing message that you're going to send to win me over?]

hotxxxLcpl

1/20/2012 9:40:06 PM

Haylee my name is Gregie. For dinner I’m having spaghetti. Tomorrow I might have Navarettes. Check out my profile, I like to ride dirty bikies.

[Your dinner choices could interest me vastly, however, wtf is a dirty bikie?  Grown-up talk is preferred.]


I have so much more to talk about on this subject, I'll have to continue tomorrow.