Crazy girl.

So... I know a lot of crazy girls.

They tend to always have boyfriends.

Like... cute boyfriends.

Reeeally?

Honestly, I'd rather be single than just have a boyfriend to SAY that I have a boyfriend.

I want there to be meaning in the relationship.

I date someone a good 3-4 months BEFORE I would even consider being their "girlfriend."

And then they get back with their crazy, psycho, bitch ex-girlfriends.

The world is insane.

I decided to play around with dating.

I was hanging out with a guy (we'll call him Racer) around the same time I met my ex.. almost 3 years ago.

Racer and I saw eachother at the bar about 4 months ago and started talking again.

We hung out a few times, I stayed at his house after he threw a party one night, blah, blah, blah.

The whole time I was playing "crazy girl," blowing up his phone everyday.
IT WAS WORKING.

Until he stopped responding/said he didn't receive the texts.

I noticed Racer started conversing with his ex on fb quite frequently.

I told him not to act like a douchebag.

They got back together.

Whatevvvv.

That was last month.

Since then, I met this super cute guy, Roller.

I played hard to get for a while, then I got sick of it and went up to him at the bar and said,

"Are you ever going to ask me for my number?"

He asked me to hang out a few times but I always had other things to do.

My friends went with me to one of his "sporting events" and I saw him at the bar later.

Roller took me out the next week for drinks and we had a great time.

We hung out another time, then the texting/phone calls pretty much stopped.

I tried the crazy girl thing again.

Friday night, Roller texted me twice at 2 a.m.

Seriously.

So, Saturday morning I texted him that I had been sleeping.

Saturday night, I got drunk (woops) and texted him twice & called twice.

No responses.

Ever.

Helloo, cray cray.

Apparantly, HAYLEE CANNOT BE CRAZY GIRL.

It doesn't work for me. =(