There isn't anything left for you.

Lately, I feel like I can relate a lot of new rock songs to how I feel about people.

Especially the lyrics to "Forget You" by Digital Summer.

Shut your mouth, I'm done listening to you. 

It's over, it's over, I've had enough with you.

I'm single, obvi.

I have been for a couple o' years now.

I'm starting believe that the large majority of guys are fidiots.

I met a guy, we hung out a couple of times.

He kissed me once, on my birthday. But other than that, no attempts since.

I went out with a girl friend a couple weeks ago & he met up with us.

He paid for my tab, which I told him that he did not need to do.

We went to breakfast after drinking, and he paid for my meal.

Which I told him that he did not have to do that.

He took me home and was silent the complete way home.

I said, "thanks for the ride, see ya later," and went inside.

Buzzzz....

"That's it?"

I might have replied, "goodnight!" or something, but wtf does "that's it?" mean... it's not like he even tried to kiss me or anything. It's 3am. GO HOME.

The next day I had to drive out of town for a business trip.

He texted me numerous times... then this....

"I didn't realize how much money I spent on you last night 

and you didn't even let me sleep with you."

ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME!?

I have never been so appalled.

This is what dating is coming to.

He still doesn't think he said anything wrong.

What's the worst thing a guy has ever said to you?

Does this take the cake?

It certainly does for me.

Prime example of why leggings are not pants.

We went downtown last weekend for roomie's birthday.

We dress up when we go out.

We look good, primarily for ourselves.

Dressing up boosts your confidence.

Other girls help boost our confidence as well, by looking like complete fucking idiots.

Enter: girl with a t-shirt & leggings.

Leggings are meant to help out with a short dress, or to keep your legs warm.

They are NOT meant to be worn as pants.

Your ass should be covered!

[via]

While walking from the outside bar to the inside, I witnessed a girl with a large hole in the ass of her leggings.

Had she been wearing a dress or a tunic, she would have been fine.

This girl, however, was not.

I asked the trashy girl's friends if she knew about the hole.

Trashy girl yells "I'm gonna punch you, [see you next tuesday]!"

Well then.

Trashy girl proceeds to enter the bar!

With the hole in her shit.

So, I took a picture.

[sorry, it's blurry, but I clicked & darted ;) ]

Yes, that is complete ASS.

Moral of the story:

Leggings are not pants.

Especially for fat bitches.

Stay Classy Sioux City.

xox.